(Have no idea what this is in reference to? Read my earlier explanation.)

Every person you have ever slept with is invited to a banquet where you are the guest of honor. No one will be in attendance except you, the collection of your former lovers, and the catering service. After the meal at your asked to get a 15 minute speech to the assembly. What do you talk about?

Oh my, what a banquet that would be! The evil side of me would be tempted to say that I had a secret love child from one of them, and all would be revealed through a real life version of Clue… Imagine every single person in one room instantly panicking! What wicked fun. Or, I could also just congratulate everyone on having exceptional taste in women (ahem).