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BENEFACTION

 
 
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INTRODUCTION - 2000
 

TWO HOURS - 2500
 

THREE HOURS - 3000
 

FOUR HOURS - 3500
 

FIVE HOURS - 4000
 

SLEEPOVER - 7000
 

EXTENDED & TRAVEL - INQUIRE

 

Noteworthy: 

  • in-date extensions are $1k per added hour

  • the sandman always sprinkles at least seven hours worth of sleep in my doe-like bedroom eyes

  • first or business class flights plus black car airport transfers are required to ensure a perky arrival

  • multi-day engagements require some time to myself each day to workout, meditate, primp & polish

BECKON ME TO YOU

I live in NYC, but if you don’t anticipate us meeting in the Big Apple, I can travel to you by plane, train, or automobile – let’s hope with less snafus than the Steve Martin movie! Trips along the northeast corridor (Boston, Philadelphia, DC) are super easy and don't require much notice as I love hopping on the Amtrak Acela. For anywhere else, with a reasonable amount of notice, I’ll be delighted to fly to you.

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Feb 2019

Unavailable: 2/15-21

NYC: 2/21- 3/3

Mar 2019

Boston: 3/3-6

Unavailable: 3/6-8

NYC: 3/10-17

Washington DC: 3/17-22

NYC: 3/22- 4/1

Apr 2019

Philadelphia: 4/1-3

NYC or Fly me to You: 3/3 onwards

 
 

Ready to meet?

LET’S DO THIS

 
 
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THE FUNDAMENTALS

Naturally my listed fees cover my time and companionship only. Not only is this the obligatory disclaimer but also indicates that any travel and accommodations that may be necessary are additional.

Screening compliance outlined below is mandatory and alternate suggestions are unacceptable – there is a difference between establishing that Warren Buffett exists, and proving that you are Warren Buffett; simply sending me a link to a LinkedIn profile or telling me to google you does not accomplish identity verification. That being said, if you happen to actually be Warren Buffett, hit me up. 

PERSNICKETY DETAILS

  • a deposit is required at my volition to ensure my time is respected should you need to cancel

  • envelope must be displayed in clear view in private, publicly it must tucked in a book or gift bag

  • you must freshen up during our time together, and I strongly prefer no cologne or other detectable scents, especially including cigarettes

  • references are given once per time we have met in the last six months; notify me before sharing my email so I know that inquiries of your character are by your consent

  • email is my primary means of communication, unless we are traveling together - texting and phone calls are not discreet practices

VERIFICATION METHODS

  • references from reputable independent colleagues of mine and/or employment verification

  • work verification will require an email from your company account (I'll provide an unpublished inbox for this purpose after your initial inquiry)

  • if you have legitimate celebrity concerns, I have an established workaround (legitimate celebrity means having a verified twitter, wikipedia entry, etc — not just that you are well-known in your given industry)

  • IDs will be checked upon meeting

  • approach correspondence like you would any traditional dating website - remember, there’s no such thing as a second first impression, and I'm very picky about who I invest my time and energy into

Let’s make a date!

Full Legal Name *
Full Legal Name
I'd hate to have your thoughtful introduction and no way to respond due to a typo oversight
Mobile Phone Number *
Mobile Phone Number
your real cell phone (not a google or burner number) – for screening purposes only
For references, provide names, email addresses, and websites. For employment info, please add company website and your title or LinkedIn profile (further verification happens later)
Share as many details about yourself as you like – approach our correspondence like you would on a traditional dating website. Remember, there’s no such thing as a second first impression; I'm pretty selective about who I invest my time and energy into, so the more thoughtful your note, the more compelled I am to spend it on you.