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My World. Your Escape. Our Pleasure.

MARLA LYONS

 
 
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WHO IS MARLA LYONS?

A lithe, sensual creature, offering a charming blend of intellect and quirk, I am warm and playful, with a strong and plucky spirit. A frisky minx, with a cheeky sense of humor, I am at my core an affectionate, devoted companion.

I grew up in a small beach town in New England, went to university in Boston, and moved to New York just a couple years ago. A lifelong bookworm, I continue to read feverishly, and am more often listening to edutainment podcasts in my headphones at the gym than my favorite tunes; I find Sarah Vaughan makes better music for making out rather than working out.

Of course I love to laugh, but more important, I love to make you laugh. While Charlie Chaplin is not exactly my usual cup of comedy, I do think he was onto something when he said, "A day without laughter is a day wasted." 

 

I AIM TO PLEASE, AND INDEED LIKE BEING PLEASED MYSELF.

What brings me pleasure?

  • raising a paddle at Christie's

  • yoga pants and leggings

  • massages and facials

  • candlelight (unscented)

  • waterfalls & hot springs

  • sunset over water

  • a well-wrapped gift

  • the thrill of under me you so quite new

  • poetry

  • nigiri sushi

  • dance and theater

  • ravishing women

  • lavishing men

  • skinny dipping

  • walk-in showers and soaking tubs

  • spa and wellness retreats

  • being barefoot

  • nothing between me and my calvins

These are just a few flashes that come to my mind, and I'd love to share a few more personal ones with you over dinner. I’m sure you can think of a few ways yourself to bring a smile to my lips. Whatever they may be, our time together is sure to be highly stimulating and utterly unforgettable.

What brings you pleasure? Me, hopefully.  

 
 

Now that you have found me, you must ask yourself:

ARE YOU READY?

 
 
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I SEEK TO BE SOMEONE WHO CAN BECOME A BONA FIDE FRIEND.

An intrepid spirit to enhance your evenings, your travels, your worldview. Ambitious? Perhaps. In this floating world of ours, there are many missed connections – let us not be one of them.

Suitors who suit me best are sincerely generous, not just financially but also in spirit. I recognize and appreciate that time is our most precious resource, so I unapologetically choose to spend mine selectively, and I am honored by those who choose to spend theirs with me.

I prefer to keep my circle small and fabulous, and truly adore those whose company I keep as they tend to pamper and please me as much as I do them. I love indulging in all life’s pleasures, from the extravagant to the sweet and simple: fine dining, first-class travel, and a well-maintained wardrobe, sure; but perhaps more important are intangible luxuries, like a lifestyle with the freedom to travel the world and explore my many passions, or the simple pleasure of sleeping in as late as I like, to spend the day wearing nothing more than a smile. To play, relax, and enjoy myself and those I chose to meet. It's a good life. Care to join me?

There is much to learn about each other. Peruse these pages to glean an even deeper sense of my personality and interests if you like. I hope I get the chance to get to know you, too.